This is the hot new style for spring according to The NYPost. I’m just saying

So, true story, I was looking up a horror movie synopsis on the ol’ internet machine, and the website suggested other things I might be interested in looking up. Here they are:

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Phil’s fish market cioppino

Dolphin Boat

Patrick Swayze Died

There is nothing more to say.

Take that ya Boosh!

Look, even the Ape of Death, ruler of Monkey Hell has to sing a happy tune when he has a good hair day.

Remember Queesnryche? And what better way to do it than with a video montage to Silent Lucidity.

So you saw my bronze and silver medalists for best hair of the 2010 games, now we go for gold!
I know, you’re all like ‘how can you possibly top hockey lady dude and russian HeMan folksinger dude?’
Well, you do it with this:



Now the Olympics are all together a complete shitshow, full of the blandest looking participants the world has to offer, and attracting fans of that ilk as well. Over the past month, our city streets have been littered with some pretty hideous specimens, those who believe that wearing logo hoodies and mittens is a good idea when it should be seen as a terrible fate one hopes to not have the misfortune of suffering.
So thank cupcake for Johnny Weir, the only man who brought any personality at all to these games. He should have won the Olympics, all of them, he should be Mr. Olympia. Oh yeah, and I saw him skate, he was way better than any of those dong bags that came ahead of him. And he wears fur… sometimes. I love fur!! I live in Canada, I would always rather wear fur than go naked, any day of the week, man!

As I wait with breathless anticipation for Andie’s verdict for Gold Metal Hair i just want to show you a little taste of some kung fu can do for your locks

Yes that lady is towing a car with her braided ponytail. It may interest you to know that she is in fact towing EIGHT cars and pulled them all along for 20 meters with her hair. And then right afterwards she shaved it all off so she could become a buddist nun.

Maybe it was the kung fu, maybe it was the Bumble and Bumble Thickening Hair Serum? On sale now at Bangs!

Via O Hell Nawl. This link may blow your mind.

“People… this is how we are bringing in the celebration of easter? This is what’s hot in the hooood?? This is what makes the world work? This is that boolshyt right here.

Unsavoury, hot buttery, section 8, need a role model-ass, where the fugg they do that at, coonariffic boolshyt.”

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