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23Jun

Learn About Wasteful Government Spending at the Local

Three years ago the government put billions of tax dollars into General Motors and Chrysler to keep them from going under. GM has paid back half of the $50 billion it received but now a viral video is attacking GM. It claims the company, rescued by taxpayers, is moving jobs overseas.

Blogger Vince Wade going on the attack. His Youtube video is gaining attention. Nearly 200,000 people have viewed it so far. He accuses General Motors of being "China Motors," questioning the bailout and what that meant for taxpayers.

Auto analyst Mike Wall of IHS, an automotive
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Mike Wall: It isn’t building cars in China and exporting them to the US. It’s not
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Rick Mansmann/Chevy owner: We’re losing jobs here, outsourcing jobs, there’s no doubt.

GM says it has a global policy of "build where they sell." They believe it lowers the cost for the customer.

Bryan Conklin: It’s funny my Camaro was made in Canada.

Bryan Conklin says he understands globalization is a realty whether people like it or not.

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23Jun

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The University of Alberta hires on the basis of merit. We are committed to the principle of equity in employment. We welcome diversity and encourage applications from all qualified women and men, including persons with disabilities, members of visible minorities, and Aboriginal persons.Articles Connexes:

23Jun

Top 7 Ways to Help Sell Your Home

In a slower real estate market, sellers cannot afford to ignore any part of the marketing process. Price, preparation, and presentation must be excellent in order to attract a buyer. The price must be set realistically. Preparation should include fresh paint, de cluttering, updated floor materials, and no glaring repair needs. And, presentation should be meticulous, with drapes open, lights on, lawn mowed, and interior cleaned. Showing your home is the final step in winning the heart of a buyer. When a buyer calls for a showing, he or she already has an interest in your neighborhood and may have viewed your home on line. They are willing to invest time to visit your home. It is worth the effort to make each showing one that will be remembered. Here are some questions to consider:

If possible, schedule showings in the same way that is used by a majority of the homes in your area. This may be by special appointment or by a lockbox system. Remember that this will be the buyer’s first contact with
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To allow flexibility, you could wait until they arrive, and then slip out the back door.
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I can recall instances in which the seller came to the door in a hostile way and demanded to know why we were 30 minutes late. Or, the buyers sensed that they were inconveniencing the seller or
cheap Michael Kors handbags outlet their agent by asking to see the house. Many people have a strong reluctance to intrude or bother other people. Remember that the decision to buy a home is emotional response. Don’t turn people off before they come in the door.

Does your home have emotional appeal?

Buyers use all of their senses to experience your home. The buyer is there to make a big decision, and they will be comparison shopping. Their job is to eliminate homes and reduce the list of choices. A dark interior, unpleasant smell, barking dog, or uncomfortable temperature can take the home off the list.

I see this happen all the time. The simple experience of being in the home during the showing is a key indicator of whether the buyer will enjoy living in the home later. Consider the builder’s model home. It very light and fashionably decorated, with soft music and pleasant scents. This sends a message to the buyer that the home has been prepared for him, and he is welcome to enter. People are often sold when they walk in.

Some tips: Take off some screens, open blinds, increase bulb sizes, play some light music, and make
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Sellers often ask if it would be best to show their home furnished or vacant. Of course this depends on how the home is furnished. If your home is dirty, messy, and poorly decorated, you need to stop and assess the situation. It may be possible to move out, and then stage the home with a few pieces of furniture and accessories. There are staging services that can help with this. Generally, some furniture will help to soften the interior and show it in an optimum way. However, I prefer a vacant house over a disaster.

It is important to keep the buyer’s focus on the property, and not on your family. Remove most of your personal collections, family photos, political statements or artistic expressions of yourself. These distract from the important mission that brought the buyer into your home.

The buyer must establish a sense of trust of your home. Messiness and confusion sends a deeper message that the home is not well cared for. It speaks volumes about how maintenance has been handled. You only have a few minutes to communicate that your home is the right one.
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What would your buyer like to know?

If you were buying this home what would you want to know? Are there parks nearby that you could photograph? Does the school bus stop nearby? Anticipate your buyer’s questions and answer them. New homeowners are choosing a home, a community, and a lifestyle that your home offers.

Some ideas: Survey; floor plan; local parks; shopping; school data; or neighborhood newsletter.

What is the plan for kids and pets?

Children of all ages need to be coached on the showing process. Children should know that an advance call from an agent is required for a showing. This is very important if your children will be home alone. Figure out a plan for them to follow, depending on their age. For example, they may open the door for the agent and buyer, and then go next door during the showing. Discuss what to do if an unexpected person comes to the door asking to see the home. They must not allow entry to anyone who has not made prior arrangements through you.

If you have pet, consider a couple of points. One, pets may be fearful of strangers entering the house. Two, some people are afraid of, or allergic to, animals, and are not happy to encounter them. There will be a variety of people entering your home, including children. If you are unsure of how your pets will react to strangers, be sure to take them out during showings.

I recall a client who panicked at the sight of a small puppy in a home. I found that hard to understand until I realized that I reacted the same way to a ferret that was loose in a house that I was showing. I was ready to jump on the table.

If you have pets at home during showings, communicate this to the agent. Leave written notes in the house on where your pet is located and other special instructions. (Dog in laundry room; Cat must stay indoors)

Is your home safe for visitors?

Remember that showing your home is going to interfere with your day to day life. You will need to prepare for some inconvenience and intrusion into your privacy. Consider the safety of your visitors. There may be seniors as well as small children walking around your home.

Is there a statue or tall lamp that could easily fall if touched? Are there wires at ground level that could trip someone? Are there rugs that tend to slide? Are stair railings safe for small children? Could a visitor be bitten by a bird or other animal? Are the stairs free of small toys? Are traffic patterns open between rooms?

Also consider your own security and privacy. Put away valuable possessions. Do not leave money, guns, jewelry, x rated magazines or any personal items in public view. Do not leave breakable objects where they could be accidentally bumped. Move your medicines to a secure location. Do not leave bleach or poisons in reach of children. Do not leave candles burning when you leave the house.

Generally, it is not a good idea to be present for the showing. Remember that this is not a social visit. Most buyers will feel that they are intruding on your privacy if you are in the house.
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23Jun

Calgary pediatrician tells Meika Jordan murder trial injuries sustained

Wounds fatally inflicted on six year old Meika Jordan were the worst beating injuries she ever seen, a pediatrician told court Thursday.

But a defence lawyer challenged the witness contention the injuries were caused
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She said the swelling of Meika brain would have been neglected for hours or even a day, on top of severe injuries to her liver, pancreas, bowel and burns to a hand.

injuries didn occur immediately prior to her being presented to us, said Mahoney.

The girl father, Spencer Jordan and step mother Marie Magoon, are charged with first degree murder in what the Crown contends was a four day long beating.

Paramedics found the girl at the bottom of stairs at the couple northeast home and she died in hospital the following day.

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Magoon lawyer Mitch Stephensen argued there no accurate way to determine how long Meika brain fatally went without oxygen.

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23Jun

East football programs placed on
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The News Sentinel has decided not to publish the names of the suspended players.

Following the verbal jarring, the report states there was to 60 seconds of physical contact where players from both sides or attempted to strike one another. Principal Benny Perry said on Oct. 9 that he didn believe punches were thrown in the altercation.Articles Connexes:

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22Jun

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general said on Thursday. troops to Iraq and a new training hub in Anbar province, Army General Martin Dempsey said the Pentagon was considering more sites in strategic areas such as the corridor from Baghdad to Tikrit and further north toward Mosul. troops, which already numbered about 3,100 in Iraq before Wednesday’s announcement. His spokesman said American forces could also be moved from within Iraq to avoid troop increases.

"Our campaign is built upon establishing these ‘lily pads,’ if you will, that allow us to continue to encourage the Iraqi security forces forward," Dempsey told reporters before landing in Naples, Italy. officials say has killed thousands of Islamic State fighters and eroded
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Asked about Dempsey’s comments, White House deputy national security adviser Ben Rhodes told MSNBC, "if (Obama) gets a recommendation to have another facility like this, he’ll take a hard look at it."

White House spokesman Josh Earnest told reporters there were "no immediate or specific plans" to add new bases in Iraq. spotters alongside Iraqi forces to call in air strikes during a future offensive, but added, "we’re just not there yet."

The possible future training sites, such as the
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Dempsey did not see another such site in Anbar province soon. "But I could conceive of one potentially somewhere in the
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Dempsey said it would take several weeks to establish the new hub announced on Wednesday at Taqaddum near Ramadi, which fell to Islamic State militants last month.

Taqaddum will require new American defences to detect and guard against incoming rockets and mortars. outpost in Sunni dominated Anbar province, at the Ain al Asad air base.

"Using Taqaddum gives us access to more of the tribes that are willing to stand against ISIL," Dempsey said, using an acronym for Islamic State.

military power in Iraq, said he expected Sunni tribes would represent a "holding force" to control territory seized
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He expressed confidence that the latest deployments to Taqaddum would help advance Iraq’s military campaign against Islamic State, but that the real test was whether Iraq’s government could mend a sectarian rift between Sunni and Shi’ite Muslims.Articles Connexes:

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22Jun

Neon Signs and Shopfront Signs in Ireland

Are you interested in purchasing some shopfront signs? Or perhaps you are searching for neon signage in Ireland? Shopfront signs can be very beneficial to businesses and companies. All large companies, business and stores have shopfront signs out in front of their buildings. These signs often resemble the business. For instance, a computer company might have a shopfront sign that has a computer, keyboard or mouse on it. The logo can help describe the business and help customer understand the business. The customer might not have known that the business was a computer business without the logon on the sign in front of the business building.

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22Jun

How Do You Make a Sale

As a home based business owner, you are your own strategic planner, accountant, marketing expert, and ugh the company salesperson. One basic business truth is that you have to sell if you want to stay in business. If you run your business solo, you have no choice but to do the selling yourself.

Many home business owners dread the
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Whether you are cold calling a potential client or making a person to person presentation, here are some tips to make sure that you close the deal:

1. Know your product or service.

You must not only have ability to articulate what your business does, but you need to understand how your business can help the customer. Before making your sales pitch, sit down for a moment, get a sheet of paper, and prepare what I call the Approach. On the first column, write down all the benefits your product or service can bring. Next to each benefit on the second column, list down the customer needs or problems that it solves. In the third column, enumerate all the possible questions you will ask your potential customer to determine if the problem existed. If you speak from a list of prepared questions, you will have more confidence in your presentation, and will help you direct the conversation in a fairly organized manner.

This strategy will prepare you for all possible scenarios that you may encounter when making a sales call. By thinking through every possibility, you will be better prepared in determining how best to approach a client and handling objections.

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You may have a great product that the customer needs, but if you fumble in your presentation, chances are that account will slip past through your fingers. In the same way when making a speech,
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After introducing your business to your prospect, the next step should be to determine if there is a fit between your service and his or her needs. You can achieve this with probing questions to learn more about what your prospect wants and how you can fulfill his or her business needs.

If you are selling merchant services such as credit card processing, you need to ask your potential client if they concerned with their merchant rates with numerous built in fees, and would like to learn ways they could save money. You need to get them to talk about their experience with their current product or service provider (if any) and what they are looking for whether they want lower rates, lesser charges, fast response, cheaper equipment rental or lease, etc. This way, you find out the concerns of your prospect rather than simply telling him or her all about your product and how wonderful it is.

People appreciate it when you listen to them. Understand what they are saying then ask relevant follow up questions, whether you are clarifying something or simply acknowledging their statements. Remember: your ability to close a sale will greatly depend on your skill to make your prospect feel that you have the product or service which is designed for
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4. Think of your objection handling strategy.

You need to thank your lucky stars if your prospects buy your product or service without any questions asked. More likely, people will give you reasons why they shouldn buy from you, if not try all tactics in the book to get rid of you quickly. But remember this. Prospective customers say as automatic mechanism to get rid of the salesman. Their objections are spur of the moment questions. As part of your preparation, you need to think as many possible objections your prospect may have, then have ready answers to counter these objections.

In our merchant account provider example above, be ready to discuss about hidden charges and rates if the prospect counters that they already have a low discount rate. He or she may enjoy a low rate of 1.6% rate for every credit card payment transaction their business accepts, but a host of different charges from telecommunication fees, bank statement fees, and others may be levied on their account without them understanding it. To get the business, you need to be able to inform the prospect about the cost structure, and then offer ways to save them money.

5. Review what went right or wrong after your sales calls.

Sales is a continuous process. And every prospect you face or call is different. After every sales call or presentation, think about the things that went right or wrong. What techniques did you use to finally convince the prospect to accept your offer? How did you present your business? How did you get the customer to talk about his or her business needs? What are the needs of the customer that you need to bear in mind when servicing the account? Incorporate all the positive things that you did to your next presentation in order to improve your sales technique.

If the sales call or meeting was a failure,
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6. Learn to accept for an answer.

The fear of rejection strikes in the heart of most people. A lot of people freeze at the mere thought of presenting their business to a prospect only to be told, we not interested. One fact of life is that not everyone will be interested in what your business offers, even if you think it is the greatest product in the world. Some may be very satisfied with their current service provider or product; while others do not see its need. The key is not to take rejection personally; and just proceed to the next call. The more sales calls you make, the higher your success rate will be. As the Nike ad says, do
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21Jun

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